Showing posts with label Thongs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thongs. Show all posts

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Victoria's Secret

I love Victoria's Secret.  Not because of anything other than the fact that they have great sales ALL the time, send me free underwear, and oh yeah, they make my favorite underwear....Remember?  But what I don't realize about Victoria's Secret is that it must sell more for Valentine's Day than for anything else.  How do I know this? I made the mistake of going on Valentine's Day because I needed a pick-me-up and buying underwear is just that!

Things that I saw:
- There were more men buying lingerie than women.  Actually there were only 2 women other than me in the store.  The PACKED store.
- This tells us two things: men procrastinate, and men buy women lingerie for Valentine's Day
- There was a high-school aged couple shopping for lingerie....TOGETHER.  So so so awkward.  I would never do that even if I had a ring to legitimize the activity.  Just too much scandalousness, and awkwardness, and she was asking if he could come in the dressing room with her and just gross.
- What this tells us is that high schoolers have no fear.  Brighton is tiny.  They could have ran in to teachers, parents, friends, anyone!
- The store was incredibly picked over.  Even my underwear choices were limited.
- This tells us that it had been a busy week for this establishment.
- Their swim suit tops don't come in Large in the store or in extra large at all.
- I can't wear swim suits.

#160: Grateful for shopping experiences
#161: Grateful for good laughs
#162: Grateful for good conversations that are longer than you realize
#163: Grateful for UHS and free health services.
#164: Grateful for doctors who are proactive and nice.



Monday, January 31, 2011

Thongs

Thongs.  There are two kinds of these beauties; one for your feet and one for your butt (preferably the butts of females).  Funny that either way, they are in stinky places.  Well, both are not meant for all uses. 

When it comes to feet-thongs (better known as flip flops), please only wear these lovelies in the summer time and not when working out, in places with falling objects, or when you tell someone you're willing to help with labor (as in hard labor).  I love flip flops and count down the months until my toes will see the sun again (only 4 weeks for me...Costa Rica, what what!!!!).  Be responsible with your feet thongs, you don't want injured feet!!
SO pretty:)  I recommend Havaianas!

What about butt thongs?  Many hate them, I've heard them referred to as butt-floss and other mean things (everyone has feelings, people), but I also know many who love them.  I do however think you should NEVER wear them while working out.  Ohh how uncomfortable.  Sleeping isn't recommended for these lovelies either.  Also, be responsible with pant height/thong height ratio please (we've all been guilty). 
OH NOOOOO!!!
 Either way, be responsible with your thong usage.